Archive for August, 2006

censoredYesterday I filled in on master control for the afternoon and evening.  This meant running MC for the fair broadcast.  Two hugely fun things complicated the whole deal.  First, our main microwave receiver is about to bite the dust and since we're moving to digital by the end of the year, it probably isn't going to get fixed.  With just one liveshot to tune it, it's fine, but we had two: the fair and the airport.  I decided to make the fair look good since that was pretty much 90% of the newscast, and so the airport suffered and looked like crap.

The real problem came in, though, because of the recent FCC freak out.  Since a single fine for nudity or swearing can land a station a couple hundred thousand dollars, the station invested in a time delay server.  Originally scheduled to be on a five second delay, they dialed it back to 1 second.  Still, I can't express to you how confusing and creepy it is to hear the director calling out things and you rolling breaks, only to see them about 2 seconds later.  In all, it turned out okay, but my brain about melted out of my ears in the process.  Thankfully I'm not in MC today, and I don't think I have to do it for the rest of the fair either.  PHEW! 

Every once in a while I check out various sites for job openings.  Tonight I found an interesting one at WGN-TV in Chicago.


IL Lottery Drawing Announcer/Part-TimeProduction
Seeking on camera talent for Live Illinois Lottery drawings on WGN-TV. Talent is responsible for selecting the winning Illinois Lottery numbers during the Midday & Evening News. All applicants must have a minimum of 2 years on camera announcing experience. Must be willing to work middays, evenings, weekends and holidays. Equal Opportunity Employer
IF INTERESTED, SEND RESUME & TAPE TO:
WGN-TV Human Resources Department
2501 W. Bradley Place
Chicago, IL 60618
Apply On-line: Please go to www.tribjobs.com, click on the Career Opportunities link then the Job Search link and search for keyword "AutoCad Technician/Part-Time".
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE

Wow, I guess I never realized the lottery drawing people also knew AutoCAD.  To be fair, the ad below this one was really for the AutoCAD technician.  This just proves how bad cut & paste can go when left unchecked. 

Ben's Birthday MosaicI'm normally quite slow at posting updates, so the mere fact that I've now posted photos from two outings in a row within 48 hours of getting home should impress the lot of you.  In fact, bow in my majestic goodness. Wink

Anyway, be sure to checkout the Flickr photoset of Ben's birthday. Pam and Sam were the official photographers.  I took a couple, but obviously the ones with me in it, I didn't take.  A note to Sam or Pam…  Fingers on lenses and photos don't match.  Notice the last half of images with a smudge along the side.  Just a friendly note for next year's 4-H projects.  Smile

I read a story tonight on how to make the most of your sleep from ScienceCareers.org .  In a nutshell, I'm screwed.

  • Sleep only as much as you need to feel refreshed the next day. What if I don't have enough time to do that?
  • Get up at the same time, 7 days a week.  Oh crap.
  • Exercise regularly.  Do my bowels count?
  • Make sure your bedroom is comfortable and free of disturbing light and noise.  Whoo-hoo.  I got one!
  • Make sure that your bedroom is at a comfortable temperature during the night.  Hey, it's pretty close.
  • Eat regular meals and do not go to bed hungry.  So eat at the same time?  Crap.
  • Avoid excessive fluids in the evening. Cut down on caffeine products.  And I'm supposed to survive our crappy programming how?
  • Avoid alcohol, especially in the evening.  Hmm, that one's easy.  I've got 3 points for me!
  • Smoking may disturb sleep.  No problem here either.
  • Don't take your problems to bed.  My problems are that I don't get enough sleep!  Oh man…
  • Train yourself to use the bedroom only for sleeping and sexual activity.  Wait, I can do something else in my bedroom?  Hmm
  • Do not TRY to fall asleep.  If you don't know you fall asleep, have you really fallen asleep?
  • Put the clock under the bed or turn it so that you cannot see it.  Clocks are for wussies.  I use my phone.
  • Avoid taking naps.  I tried taking naps, but I don't know where to put them after I take them.

Well, I got 6 out of 14.  I suppose that means that I'm only deprived of sleep 42.9% of the time.