Let's delve into the world of math for a second. Ryan drives to and from work. The distance traveled is about 9 miles each way. Let's estimate that on a given night I encounter 100 cars and their associated drivers. Each trip I average seeing 2-3 total idiots in cars. Tonight it was 2 girls who decided they wanted to go north on MLK rather than crossing it at the last second. I had to lock up my tires to avoid a collision. Then on the way home no less than 10 minutes ago, some idiot cuts into my exit ramp lane with no turn signal and proceeded to slow down to about 30 mph. I didn't lock up my tires for the sole reason it was pouring, but I probably would have if it were dry pavement. The end result was another way to near miss. Even the car beside me that had been behind the guy flashed their lights at him.
Anyway, I digress. Back to the math. So, if 2 out of the 100 cars I pass each day are retarded, that means an average of about 2% of the drivers in this county are legally stupid. Doesn't sound bad? Let's do more math. The 2005 census population of Polk County was 401,006. Take from that the 24.9% of the population that was below 18 in the 2004 census and we approximately have 301,155 residents in Polk County1 that are of driving age. Now the 2% of idiots results in 6,023 people that have the ability to perform a retarded act at any moment on the road. Sounds high, doesn't it? I could try to add in the fact that much of Polk County's traffic is probably also from drivers outside the county and we'd have an even larger number.
I wish I were making this up, but seriously, everyday on my way to or from work I see some varying degree of stupidity on the roads. I'm not going to claim my own innocence here either. I'm sure I've pissed off a driver or two, but I do know I haven't heard the squealing of tires as someone tries not to plunge head first into my trunk.
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