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For every fashion mistake made by Short Daddy and other team members, Dark Belly has a sharp dressed reply. Loved by both men and women across SHAGBRAI, Dark Belly has a habit of drawing a crowd with her affectionate personality.

While not actually offering any measurable work use to the team, Dark Belly provides immeasurable value to team fame with her actions. In the words of a certain drunken female admirer, “Dark Belly is hot!!”

Some may consider Dark Belly to be the “wussy” of Shagbrai due to her consistent refusal to drink Cuervo…and they would be right.