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A veteran of the Chicago marathon, various iron man contests, and many years of chasing Chicago’s finest women, Pork Chop holds the title as Least Physically Unfit member of Team Shagbrai.

Like Short Daddy, Pork Chop is single and would be quite a catch for some girl looking for an Iowa farm boy lost in the wilderness of the Windy City. He no longer smells like the barns he once cleaned while his sister, Gingersnaps, watched and ridiculed from her girlie perch in the family room.

Motorola (PC’s former employer) provides communication devices for Team Shagbrai — seems his many years there were not wasted after all. Pork Chop also serves as team Pack Mule, generally hauling all of Short Daddy’s sundry items from town to town. Some day, Short Daddy will get pockets.